Steel Panther Songs - Gloryhole Lyrics

Steel Panther - Gloryhole

Steel Panther - Gloryhole Lyrics and Youtube Music Videos

Album: All You Can Eat
Released: 2014

Gloryhole Lyrics

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite

Honey, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
The glory hole

I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun

Baby, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my cock tonight
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna fuck it with all my might
In my head it's Jessica Biel
Don't care if it's a fucking troll
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole

Come, give your cock a chance
No need for romance
Come soil your pants at the glory hole
Come, get what you need
Do the dirty deed
Deposit your seed at the glory hole

Fell somebody new at the glory hole
Fill someone with goo at the glory hole
No one judges you at the glory hole

I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin teens
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole

Oh baby, here I come
Oh, oh, oh, fuck

Writer/s: Haley, Travis / Parrish, Russell / Leader, Darren / Saenz, Ralph
Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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We'll leave it to you to find out what a glory hole is (just make sure you're in privacy mode when you do), but we will tell you what Steel Panther guitarist Satchel told us when we asked if the band had any firsthand experience with them.

"It's based on stuff that happens to us all the time," he said, adding that he's never had a bad experience with one. "We're one of those bands that likes to do that kind of stuff together. Hey, we're all in Bangkok tonight, we're on tour, we don't have anywhere to go. Let's actually go to a whorehouse or a glory hole and have sex with random people behind a wall."

The music video, like the song, is not for the easily offended. Directed by Frankie Nasso, it's a very literal depiction of the lyric, set in a bathroom visited by all sorts of characters. Nasso is best-known for his work with Asking Alexandria; he directed their clips for "The Death of Me" and "Breathless."